me getting knocked over by the biggest dog I’ve ever met while The King of Dogs does nothing
*The king of dogs lets out a hearty chuckle* You foolish knave. Thinking you can touch my dogs without consequence.
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Even Jesus won’t be spared.
no messiah nipples
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Me
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i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy
i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS
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